i was reflecting this morning on the fact that i toss around words like fuck and bitch and slut and cunt with reckless abandon… in certain situations, of course. i call my friends and lovers all manner of profane things and they do the same to me. i wonder if i offend readers… the ones that stumble across my … Continue reading
Category Archives: Silliness
On the 8th day, God created the Derp (sometimes a nap DOESN’T help)
K: I hate your dogs. me: my dogs? Your dogs too. K: No… not Derp (we call the one dog “Derp” because he is… well, DERPY) me: Holding up a vintage picture of Jesus with the sacred heart (don’t ask why i had this at hand… i was working on a project) His eye is … Continue reading
The day of the boobie
I guess I’m going to work on Monday… No megamillions for me. Tragic, don’t you think? The fun part, of course, is the dreaming.You can learn a great deal about yourself (and those around you) by those sentences that begin… “If I win, I’ll…” In unrelated news, it was National Cleavage Day on the 30th … Continue reading
Humor through sleep deprivation
It’s 3 a.m. Everything seems funnier at 3 a.m. Yup, even this: Continue reading
Dearest Tease
For you… 😉 Continue reading
