my child got her McJob and lasted nearly a McWeek before Ronald chased her back into the comforting arms of college classes. FINALLY, McDonalds has done some good. Thanks, Ronald. Take some time off, you deserve a break today Shove This Jay-Oh-Bee by Canibus and Biz Markie (From Office Space) Continue reading
K: I hate your dogs. me: my dogs? Your dogs too. K: No… not Derp (we call the one dog “Derp” because he is… well, DERPY) me: Holding up a vintage picture of Jesus with the sacred heart (don’t ask why i had this at hand… i was working on a project) His eye is … Continue reading
my spawn just got a McJob Yes THERE She got a McJob with the mother of all McEmployers i have never been so proud AND so disappointed in one fell swoop Oh, and yes, we are still vegetarians. Facepalm Postscript 5/19/2013 : Taps play for my spawn’s McCareer (thank god!) TracyChapman’s “Fast Car” Feel free to mute or … Continue reading
i woke… after sleeping half the night and decided to take the plunge and then return to sleep. Because you have been my friend for a third of my life (wow, how is that possible?) Because you always loved me – the way only a man with no ulterior motives can Because, while i may … Continue reading
i had some errands to run today and they took me to some unfamiliar corners of the city (and beyond). With GPS set, i left Delaware county and headed to Dublin. i rolled down the window, soaked in the very pleasant day, sneezed a bit and just drove. Up ahead, i caught sight of a … Continue reading
i confess, i’m not as up-to-speed on pop culture as i once was. Never is this fact driven home with more force than with the texts i receive. These hiccups of communication force me to question if i’m reading a typo or an acronym that’s sprung up from the digisphere. We (as in, people over the … Continue reading
