I’ve never wanted to go bungee-jumping. All the up and down seems annoying.

Give me a clear-cut up… or a simple down… that I can handle.

I have always wanted to go skydiving. That’s committing to an act! No elastic cord… just good old-fashioned gravity.

When I make decisions, I’m generally all-in. While I’ve been nowhere near an airplane… tonight, I’ve  jumped.

Now pardon me while I plummet to earth and ignore the sounds I make on the way down, m’kay?

I’m trusting someone else to handle the whole parachute-thing.

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