I’ve been thinking about sex… a lot. Mind you, it isn’t unusual for me to have sex on the brain, but here of late? I’ve gone ’round the bend. I wonder, is this what it’s like to be a teenage boy? No wonder they’re so awkward and they smell funny all the time 😉 I … Continue reading
I think it would be hell to live with me. On the one hand, I’m a fantastic human being (top notch, don’tcha know) but I can be demanding, um, judgmental, particular, and… a bit all-consuming, I’d say. But all-in-all, I’d say that I can be an easy person to please. I know, those two statements seem … Continue reading
I guess I’m going to work on Monday… No megamillions for me. Tragic, don’t you think? The fun part, of course, is the dreaming.You can learn a great deal about yourself (and those around you) by those sentences that begin… “If I win, I’ll…” In unrelated news, it was National Cleavage Day on the 30th … Continue reading
Don’t jack off or masturbate… Focus on self pleasure said He. Okay, that seemed easy enough. Is it humanly possible to overthink something as simple as that? Oh absofuckinlutely… possible. Wettest. Night. Ever. Continue reading
“Do not do unto to others as you would they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.” ~George Bernard Shaw Continue reading
It’s a good thing that most of my distractions are out of town this weekend. I’ve let a few things slip over the last two weeks. I’m not complaining , mind you, but I did some stuff that was extra – not on my schedule. One of the things that I neglected was my side … Continue reading
I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex. Bertrand Russell Continue reading
