I’ve been thinking about sex… a lot. Mind you, it isn’t unusual for me to have sex on the brain, but here of late? I’ve gone ’round the bend. I wonder, is this what it’s like to be a teenage boy? No wonder they’re so awkward and they smell funny all the time 😉 I … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: March 2012
I’m just that easy
I think it would be hell to live with me. On the one hand, I’m a fantastic human being (top notch, don’tcha know) but I can be demanding, um, judgmental, particular, and… a bit all-consuming, I’d say. But all-in-all, I’d say that I can be an easy person to please. I know, those two statements seem … Continue reading
The day of the boobie
I guess I’m going to work on Monday… No megamillions for me. Tragic, don’t you think? The fun part, of course, is the dreaming.You can learn a great deal about yourself (and those around you) by those sentences that begin… “If I win, I’ll…” In unrelated news, it was National Cleavage Day on the 30th … Continue reading
Don’t jack off
Don’t jack off or masturbate… Focus on self pleasure said He. Okay, that seemed easy enough. Is it humanly possible to overthink something as simple as that? Oh absofuckinlutely… possible. Wettest. Night. Ever. Continue reading
Indeed
“Do not do unto to others as you would they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.” ~George Bernard Shaw Continue reading
Distractions
It’s a good thing that most of my distractions are out of town this weekend. I’ve let a few things slip over the last two weeks. I’m not complaining , mind you, but I did some stuff that was extra – not on my schedule. One of the things that I neglected was my side … Continue reading
I believe
I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex. Bertrand Russell Continue reading
It’s a bird… it’s a plane… it’s a wawbat!
Sometimes, I’m asked why I don’t have pictures of myself online. There are photos of me online – at professional conferences, in meetings, etc. You won’t be seeing those connected to wawbat – ever – I think. Gosh, I hope. But, there are some bits and pieces of wawbat imagery online. There are pics of … Continue reading
Humor through sleep deprivation
It’s 3 a.m. Everything seems funnier at 3 a.m. Yup, even this: Continue reading
Dear Domely Dom
Dear Domely Dom~ You have my attention ~waw Continue reading